$#&@, $%*@, and every other swear word.

This is the lovely, custom built doghouse we had built.



This is the lovely & unique gate we had built for the large area of our yard we've transformed into a dog run.



This is our SOAB dog amongst his newly laid 6 yards of cedar chips.



And this is the hole the SOAB punched in our back gate today.



To get to this lovely vacant, mud pit of a field behind us.



And $100 shelter fee seemed like a bargain. I will not be using any of this for his craiglist ad.